Wednesday, June 1, 2011

SKILL OF THE MONTH: IMPROVE YOUR JAY-DAR

If only there was some obvious way for pot smokers to signal their "green light" status to one another. Much like homosexuals, who claim to have gay-dar. we heads must hone our own jay-dar, so we can combat the tactic of divide and conquer that has kept us in the closet for the past seventy years. How do you find the herb smokers in your midst? Start with the obvious: physcial appearance. Sherlock Holmes could draw the most elaborate deductions from simply observing the appearance of a person who entered his flat. You should do some detective work of your own. Look carefully for the following clues, any one of which should set your jay-dar tingling: dreadlocks, tie-dye, hemp, yellowing of the thumb and forefinger, red eyes, droopy lids, dry lips, wide smile, corn rows, Birkenstocks, Rasta colors, yoga mat, skateboard, beard, tattoos, guitar case ...


Thank you High Times for the hints.

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