Thursday, June 9, 2011

SKILL OF THE MONTH: IMPROVE YOUR JAY-DAR

Listen for verbal cues. Dude, if someone says "dude" a lot, then, "fucking dude"-that's a good sign. Listen carefully for the stoner's telltale conversational pause, the likelihood of repeating good story more than thrice, and casual mention of any of the many, many monikers marijuana goes by-everything from muggles to Mary Jane. Also, don't be afraid to drop a few well-placed hints of your own, which can be accomplished with a minimium of risk. For instance, if they don't smoke 'dro, then they won't know what you're talking about when you ask them to pass it. Warning: The word is out on 420, so beware when interacting with the straight world-they have cracked out code. Please remain calm and continue to smoke as you would normally.

Thank you #HighTimes.

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