GREEN BUD, WHITE HOUSE

GREEN BUD, WHITE HOUSE

During the Carter admininistration, Willie Nelson was invited to perform at the White House and also sleep over. In the middle of the night, the Red Headed Stranger got out of bed, snuck onto the roof, and lit up a joint. (Could he have imagined that thirty years later, he'd still be getting busted for weed, most recently in 2006, when a pound-and-a-half of grass and more than three ounces of magic mushrooms were seized on his tour bus?) "Marijuana is like sex," Nelson wrote in his 1988 autobiography Willie, by way of explaining his White House escapade. "If I don't do it every day, I get a headache."

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DON'T PANIC-GROW ORGANIC

DON'T PANIC-GROW ORGANIC

Growing organic ganja won't save the world, especially if you're only cultivating a small garden, but it will certainly help. You'll also harvest buds that smell sweet and taste fantastic. Organic ganja is especially important for medical marijuana users who may react negatively to the chemical residues left behind by synthetic fertilizers or pesticides.

Ask around at your local garden store, and they'll be glad to turn you on to a whole world of organic alternatives-just don't tell them what exactly you're growing.

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SKILL OF THE MONTH: HEADIQUETTE

Q: I accidentally broke my sister's bong. Do I have to replace it?

A: Tough one. Bongs break-it's a sad fact of life. If you've got the scratch to spare, you might offer to split the cost of a new one, but if replacing the bong creates a hardship, well, your sister will have to understand that it was an accident and absorb the loss. Perhaps you've got a cherished piece of paraphernalia you can offer up in the name of cosmic rebalancing.

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MARIJUANA SYNONYMS, C-E

Cannabis, cess, cest, cheeba, cheese, cheg, chess, chillum, chronic, Cousin Mary, da kine, dagga, dak, dakka, devil weed, devil's lettuce, diesel, diggy, dime, dirt, ditchweed, doob, doobie, dope, 'dro, dub, dutchie, eighth, endo

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THINGS TO DO WHEN YOU'RE STONED

Freak out the squares.

Sumo wrestle.

Feed the cat.
You're both hungry, but the cat can't feed herself. Oh, and a little catnip is always appreciated as well.

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MARIJUANA AT THE MOVIES: JAY AND SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK (2001)

In the ever inward-facing world of director Kevin Smith, superstoners Jay and Silent Bob take center stage in this Clerks sequel, which finds the mismatched partners in crime heading for Hollywood to stop an ill-fated movie adaptation of Bluntman and Chronic, a comic based on their imagined lives as the infamous "Doobage Duo," a pair of average potheads who decide to remake themselves as marijuana superheroes after winning the lottery. To make things even more confusing, an actual comic called Bluntman and Chronic was also produced in real life, based on the fictitious version that first appeared in the plot to Smith's earlier film Chasing Amy. Confused? Good-now go take a few dozen bong hits, and then you'll be ready to begin the journey.

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HIGH TIMES ALL STARS: ROBERT PARISH

Also known as "The Chief," Boston Celtics center Robert Parish holds the record for most seasons played in the NBA (21) and most games played (1611). So what's the secret of his longevity? Hard to say, but it's no secret he was arrested in 1991 after agents of the Drug Enforcement Administration intercepted a Federal Express package sent to his Massachusetts home that contained two ounces of pot.

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1-310-694-8228
Delivery to approved patients in Los Angeles County.