THINGS TO DO WHEN YOU'RE STONED

Run a marathon.

Bartend a party.

Send a message in a bottle.

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MEET MARY JANE: G-13

Allegedly, G stands for "government" and 13 for M, the thirteenth letter of the alphabet. Put them together, and you've got G-13, government marijuana, purportedly pinched from the federal Marijuana Research Facility at the University of Mississippi. Whether you believe the story or not, this pure indica unleashes a powerful high and an intense, musky flavor.

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SKILL OF THE MONTH: HEADIQUETTE

Q: I accidentally broke my sister's bong. Do I have to replace it?

A: Tough one. Bongs break-it's a sad fact of life. If you've got the scratch to spare, you might offer to split the cost of a new one, but if replacing the bong creates a hardship, well, your sister will have to understand that it was an accident and absorb the loss. Perhaps you've got a cherished piece of paraphernalia you can offer up in the name of cosmic rebalancing.

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THINGS TO DO WHEN YOU'RE STONED

THINGS TO DO WHEN YOU'RE STONED
Stop stressing.
Go see a local band.
Gaze at the stars.
Take a nice big toke, squint a little, and the Big Dipper looks a lot like a pipe.

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BURNING BOOKS: DROP CITY

BURNING BOOKS: DROP CITY

T.C. Boyle's brilliant 2003 novel centers around the "beautiful people" and easy living in a Northern California commune where idealism and reality meet face to face amid a pungent haze of pot smoke. Hardcore heads may prefer Boyle's novel Budding Prospects, about an ill-fated outdoor grow operation, but Drop City is the superior story, particularly for anyone who ever wondered what it really must have been like to turn on, tune in, and drop out in the '60s.

STONER SONGS: "LEGALIZE IT" (1976)

Once a member of the Wailers alongside Bob Marley, Peter Tosh embarked on a highly political solo career after leaving the band, including this anthemic call to change the marijuana laws:"Legalize it / Don't criticize it / Legalize it, and I will advertise it." Never afraid to voice his opposition to hypocritical governments, both in Jamaica and around the world, Tosh once smoked a spliff on stage during a concert attended by the Prime Minister of Jamaica while demanding the legalization of cannabis.

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STAMPING OUT WEED

STAMPING OUT WEED
In 1937, Congress approved the Marijuana Tax Stamp Act, which didn't make marijuana illegal so much as levy taxes on it's sale so high that nobody could afford to legally sell it. Commissioner of the Federal Bureau of Narcotics Harry Anslinger urged the Act's passage on the grounds that grass caused "murder, insanity, and death."

MARIJUANA AT THE MOVIES: HOW HIGH (2001)

Method Man and Redman got their start on the mean streets of Staten Island, running and rapping with the legendary Wu-Tang Clan, a shaolin-inspired crew that represents East Coast heads with blunt inspired beats and rhymes. How High finds Method Man and Red taking a Cheech & Chong turn as lowbrow guys vaulted into higher education after cultivating a super strain of Mary Jane that increases your IQ with every puff. Next stop: Harvard.

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YE OLDE GREEN BUD

YE OLDE GREEN BUD

"Queen Victoria's personal physician, J.R. Reynolds, was a great proponent of medical marijuana. In 1890 he wrote in The Lancet, "When pure and administered carefully it is one of the most valueable medicines we possess." It's rumored that Queen Victoria used it to treat her menstrual cramps."

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LET THEM EAT SPACE CAKES

In 1799, Napoleonic soldiers returning from Egypt brought the first hashish to Europe, establishing an eager market that has exsisted ever since, although both Napoleon and Pope inncocent VIII attempted to ban it's use.

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HIGH SOCIETY

"A pothead is a lot different than a wino or a crackhead. A pothead is a considerate person who thinks about life and the people around him." -Sean Paul, (High Times interview, 2006)

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SKILL OF THE MONTH: DEALING WITH YOUR DEALER

Speaking of Washington - Happy Birthday!

Don't talk about herb on the phone or e-mail.

Don't make a scene, which means no loud music booming out of your car windows on the way in or hysterical laughter on the way out.

Don't excpect your dealer to smoke you up all the time and never return the favor. After all, didn't you just get a brand-new sack of weed?

Don't bug the shit out of your dealer during the occasional dry spell.

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PRESIDENTIAL POT

Thomas Jefferson wrote his original draft of the Declaration of Independence on hemp. And George Washington, America's first president, leader of the revolution that gave birth to our freedoms, and lifelong hemp farmer, advised his young nation: "Make the most of the hemp seed. Sow it everywhere."

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THINGS TO DO WHEN YOU ARE STONED

*Stand on your head.

*Cultivate a fake French accent.

*Doodle.
Bonus points: Make a little flipbook on the edge of a stack of Sticky notes.

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STONER SONGS: "REEFER MAN" (1932)

Cab Calloway recorded this tongue-in-cheek tribute to marijuana dealers five years before "the devils lettuce" was made illegal - a time when most Americans still hadn't even heard of marijuana.

"Have you ever met this funny reefer man? / If he trades you dimes for nickels and calls watermelons pickles, then you know you're talkin' to that reefer man."

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THE MALL HAS IT ALL

In 2008, officials found marijuana plants growing hydroponically in a storage area of a Miami mall. Drug enforcement agents seized 200 plants ranging from three to six feet tall. The grow room was powered by electricity diverted from the mall's main supply.

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THINGS TO DO WHEN YOU'RE STONED

THINGS TO DO WHEN YOU'RE STONED

*Throw a water balloon.

*Do the robot dance.

*Practice your Cheech and Chong imitation: Dave's not here, man...

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Patients Popular Strain - Headband

One of the most popular strains, Headband is an Indica dominant hybrid. She’ll give you the type of high that is strong, quick, and lasts a long time.
The nug is a beautiful green shade, frosted with crystals and red strands of hair. It’s dense and glitters, just like the best nugs.
An aroma of sweet, potent skunk smell and the flavor of skunk with a heady aftertaste. If you smoke during the day, make sure it’s in small doses, because it’ll put you in a nap state before you know it! But if taken in the right doses, it’ll leave you in a creative state-of-mind, probably good enough to go trekking outside; you’ll be perky and upbeat, just like a good Sativa strain should do.
For medicinal purposes, Headband is best used for anxiety, stress, and pain. If dosed heavily, insomnia and nausea can be relieved.

Headband

Sativa
Strong THC content
Perky high
Medical uses: anxiety, stress, pain
Skunk taste and flavor

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